I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
I’m votin’ fer yours truly. I’d make a kick-ass pope. 😤
Resurrected harambe
I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.
I think we should reelect Francis.
The Archbishop of Kabul
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
Dang I might have to change my vote
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Vermin Supreme.
John Mastodon
Thomas Ladder, the guy who invented that thing
The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
Adam Savage
The pope elections always last long cause every man always votes for himself. Just like the pirate king of brethren court
Robert Smith of the Cure.
that’d be badass.
+1
