You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.
Lol
Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
Windows 95 “Ta-Da”
Excellent question and one frankly I’ve been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
The McDonald’s fryer beep
Moaning of a hentai girl
Car tires screeching to a stop
Cats fighting
Lol
The transformer transforming sound
A running steam engine
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
Forklift backing up
A doorbell
“now you’re playing with power!”
runner up, “itsa me!!”