🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon is a statisticsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkAnon is a statisticsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThe number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoBecause what’s better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoNo they won’t. My gun would never hurt me. I feed it all its favorite foods and take it for walks in the park every day. It loves me.
The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Because what’s better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
No they won’t. My gun would never hurt me. I feed it all its favorite foods and take it for walks in the park every day. It loves me.
Oh shit. Are you serious?