🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 14 days agoAnon is a statisticsh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkAnon is a statisticsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 14 days agomessage-square86fedilink
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoThe number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
minus-squareObi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoBecause what’s better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·13 days agoNo they won’t. My gun would never hurt me. I feed it all its favorite foods and take it for walks in the park every day. It loves me.
The number of people who openly admit to coworkers that they have couch guns scares me
Because what’s better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.
No they won’t. My gun would never hurt me. I feed it all its favorite foods and take it for walks in the park every day. It loves me.
Oh shit. Are you serious?