Hopefully this is considered “offbeat”. First time posting here.
Let’s send Luigi on a cruise
DeGiorgio is charged with assault within maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States. If convicted, he faces up to one year in prison.
International waters? That’s a keel haulin’!
Best way to scrub the barnacles off
Aye matey, tis the best use of CEOs at sea!
First American Financial Corp, a home title loan insurance company. Wow.
Put him in a straight jacket and keep him in solitary.
If it’s on a ship, they’ll lock him in the brig.
It’s a cruise ship. Put him in the cadaver closet.
A CEO was a bad guy? A CEO is the hero of the people. They would never be evil!
Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
This is !offbeat, so
Well, there are a lot of these cruise ships going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that barefoot dancing isn’t safe.
What a monstrosity.
I’ll bet anything they don’t even fire this guy.
