Dumbest motherfucker of all time.
“No, no one is coming. I TOLD you never to leave the doors locked”
“Where is the handle? It’s all computer!!”
“THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHICC”
Prolly orgasming during phone sex with daddy vladdy
This, by the way, is why I hate AI. My first thought was “fucking AI post”. I hate that I can’t trust the things I see.
Same I also hate the dorks that Ai panacea everything.
god damn why does he look like a fuckin corpse with clown paint on
Because hes almost dead.
Almost isn’t soon enough.
He’s just trying to scare away potential predators
So many federal employees losing their jobs and this guy is wasting millions of dollars to go play golf and funnel public money into his hotel.
Please don’t tap on the window or he will start smearing his feces
Yoink
He probably doesn’t like to any music, but my guess is his handlers chose Richard Wagner.
Barely drinks water either is imagine. Body by Diet Coke.
Reminder to roll down your windows when pets are in the car
Normally I’d agree with you, and I never thought I’d have an exception to leaving someone locked in a hot car, yet here we are…
He looks like a bearded dragon inhabiting a human body. Frankly, I can’t be convinced that he isn’t one.
Insulting to all the beautiful bearded dragons out there!
Bearded dragons are way too cool to be compared to him.
Now someone just needs to reroute the gas exhaust slightly.
Window licker
Shnoz berries taste like shnoz berries?
Do windows taste as good as boots?
Alert! Window licker in the White House.
Some high-res versions if anyone is interested
He’s so OLD
Sleepy Don
OMG this just broke the internet, at least it broke me 🤣
