daggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 27 days agoAnon is lacking something metaphysicallemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarenutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agotry burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoAnd if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
minus-squarenutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-226 days agowhile you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
minus-squareyngmnwntr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoI hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoWith enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
minus-squareSyd@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoIt’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.
try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
Username checks out.
I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
You mean like this?
It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.