daggermoon@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon is lacking something metaphysicallemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarenutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agotry burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAnd if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
minus-squarenutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months agowhile you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
minus-squareyngmnwntr@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
minus-squareCeruleum@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWith enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
minus-squareSyd@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIt’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.
try burping and then saying “oh fuck yeah that’s good” as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you’re coming and they know what you’ll smell like
And if you can’t burp, you can instead fart.
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say “ugghhh god yea” so again they know What to expect
Username checks out.
I hate fartin and wastin’ it, I’d rather burp and be tastin’ it!
With enough workarounds you can taste your farts as well.
You mean like this?
It’s also cleverly putting the idea in their head that you smell good.