• DarkWinterNights@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Lol. Let’s ban accountability, refactoring, and debugging, never work alone, never coordinate, avoid productivity, and refuse ownership—then scream when things break, don’t integrate, and fall behind schedule.

    “This is all your fault!” built-in. Why didn’t you intuitively know what myX is supposed to do and how it’s used?

    Provocation just for “engagement” really. 102 comments so, to some degree, it works.

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      13 days ago

      I don’t see any ban of accountability, refactoring or debugging, coordination, or endorsement of screaming.

      I recognize most of these as specific antipatterns that get adopted because some manager read a blog or no one actually had a clue was “agile” meant.

      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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        I recognize most of these as specific antipatterns that get adopted because some manager read a blog

        Go ahead. Point out the anti-pattern baggage.

        There are enough coders on here from before the post-dot-com made mentors extinct that I’m sure they’d love your specificity.

    • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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      13 days ago

      Let’s ban

      overshot your mark. maybe you misunderstood what you read and that’s why you’re so needlessly het up.