I want to get my hands on Adderall for my ADHD so bad so I’ve been trying to convince my parents but alas
My parents equate using drugs with being a rapist
I’m going to steal this and put into my personal anxiety-management journal.
I have several quotes that cycle through a widget on my home screen in an attempt to correct my bad personal tendencies. This might go there.
“Stop staring at this widget and get back to work.”
That will be the next quote on the widget.
It’s funny but it hurts
Clippy was so ahead of its time… They really just need to bring him back… With all this ai shit he would be even better than he ever was in the past
Uh, someone needs to generate a picture of copilot wearing clippys face badly stapeled to his face like some killer or something.
Like some ghetto mask? That would be a perfect avatar.
Ah fuck I need this animation for a clippy desk pal
Clippy can go straight to hell.
He is. We only see Clippy because we are in hell.
He’s a little imp for sure.
Jokes on you: I’m fucking sending it. I’m doing things, Picard Maneuver! Or is it The Picard Maneuver?
Nothing says “millennial” like punctuation errors.
Boomer/Early Gen x had double spaces after a period.
If they didn’t double space they might have gotten a green squiggly line autocorrection. Ah, memories…
ClippyCortanaBingCopilot
Clippy
*annoying paperclip cunt
Cortana
*Courtesan
Bing
*Shit worse than Google
Copilot
*what the fuck
Bing maps are better than google though. Kinda. Its one of those annoying things where each has a feature that the other doesn’t. Bing has ordnance survey map layers which are unquestionably the best maps that exist across the UK. But google can be useful for street view.
Sad part was not know there were ideal conditions and not fighting hard enough then.
‘Ideal’ steals joy from ‘best’.
Feel like i need to meditate on this.
If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked long ago.
This is about the revolution btw
Get unbent clippy
Where is the option for both of the above? 😜
Wow, rude
agreed, super rude also ill finish it as soon as i finish this series.
How long can i put off the life i want to live because i feel like im not where i want to be yet? The answer is ofc: forever. But is that a life i want to live?
