this is giving me flashbacks to my time as a sysadmin in public transport. init is a rather large software company in that sector and keeping their systems running was the core of the job. sometimes the systems could not.

I put in that light switch so you could turn turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw light switch raves!

You and me both, system.

Windows systems do indeed have a long history of cannot.

Just find that sign its pack of cigarettes. It’ll feel better once its had a drag.

Turning and turning in an ever widening gyre

The program cannot hear the programmer

The system cannot hold

Mere Microsoft is loosed upon the world