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WHAT THE FUCK
Right? Like who is the literal idiot that did this…gonna break someone’s teeth
For real, who uses a fork on a calzone?
People who order a clam calzone are the first people that come to mind.
Clamzone
I thought this to be a AI generated picture that is supposed to fuck with you until I read the title.
If this isn’t against the Geneva convention we need to get this shit added immediately. What the fuck is this.
Why
This is high in calcium and good for your bones.
Doot doot
Why do the shells of those clams look softer than the calzones (protective hard?) shell?
Give this to someone you hate. Really hate.
DELETE THIS
For a second I thought this was an exploded Wiener dog
I thought “clams doesn’t sound so bad” I didn’t expect the shells to be there
It’s not that bad, you just spit out the shells while you eat. Just like how you have to spit out the seeds when you eat watermelon pizza
This abomination will be remembered as one of humanities greatest failures.
Oh this has nothing to do with humanity. This ought to be a cosmic horror.
This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you’d be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.
Average AI recipe
I liked when GPT was new and just played “yes and” to whatever weird recipes you could think up
