• Madison420@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Let’s industrialize this particular potential blasphemy.

    https://dailyverses.net/random-bible-verse

    Ed: > Truly I tell you, if anyone says to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and does not doubt in their heart but believes that what they say will happen, it will be done for them.

    Mark 11:23

    Hey at least I’m not going to prison.

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      1 day ago

      This one claims to be truly random, I suspect yours is rigged to be more positive.

      https://searchthebible.com/truly_random_bible_verse.php

      Example:

      3: And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;  4: And it be told thee, and thou hast heard of it, and inquired diligently, and, behold, it be true, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought in Israel:

      5: Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, even that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die.

      6: At the mouth of two witnesses, or three witnesses, shall he that is worthy of death be put to death; but at the mouth of one witness he shall not be put to death.

      7: The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterward the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.

      Prison it is.

    • Lena@gregtech.euOP
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      2 days ago

      Get wisdom, get understanding; do not forget my words or turn away from them.

      do not forget my words or turn away from them

      Yeah, prison