Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-26 days agoI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.Probius@sopuli.xyz to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · edit-26 days agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareMister_Feeny@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 days agoLook, this doesn’t even have to end with a curse. No fooling, if you get the hiccups just tell yourself, “I am not a fish.” It’s the stupidest hiccup cure I’ve ever heard. And it somehow always works.
minus-squareProbius@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoBelieve it or not, I already tried that.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 days agoBut, do you like fish sticks…?
Look, this doesn’t even have to end with a curse.
No fooling, if you get the hiccups just tell yourself, “I am not a fish.”
It’s the stupidest hiccup cure I’ve ever heard. And it somehow always works.
Believe it or not, I already tried that.
But, do you like fish sticks…?