Crack
Unfreeze self checkouts
Shudders in visual source safe.
Oh def. Mine waves a fob and then hits some numbers, and usually waives whatever didn’t get scanned properly.
He summons drinks and snacks.
I haven’t seen him all week because he’s been pondering his orb.
Mine installs programs with easy to understand pop up prompts that replaces text files and filing.
I would like to know more
Compiling magic runes in the basem… I mean underground laboratory
His staff has a knob on the end!
this man has smoked a crab just now
Boloo cheated, he wasn’t even part of the fight and came once the others were already broken!
Totally justified punishment for magic doping. There is supposed to be honor and respect to a proper wizard fistfight!
Though the Wizard world has some… Problems
Ours speaks in riddles but I’m really bad at riddles so I’m still unsure of why we hired him in the first place. The last town wizard conjured unspeakable entities and was really good at making balloon animals.
I didn’t know but there is this guy called Jaque in Spain who is pretty good with coin magic
I make my switch run android and summon demons by not getting enough sleep
presumably when they’re in sub mode?
He walks among us like anyone else, but when an opportunity comes along, he puts on his robe and wizard hat.
At first he was cool and would wash people’s cars and picking up animal poop from yards. But it turns out he wasn’t helpful. He was gathering materials and was stealing polluted dirt, piles of shit, and anything else he could find into grotesque golems that roam town and do his bidding. It’s unbearable to go to the market for some bread and milk only to discover the waste elemental made of animated shit and cigarette butts is there to get groceries for him. It’s a fucking nightmare and it makes me want to wear anti magic pendants to fuck up his errands - but that leaves behind unanimated filth that has to be moved by us mundanes. It’s so one sided it’s like tyranny.
He uses some weird magic to attract the local pigeons
