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They cropped the pic so you can’t see that each one is standing on his dad’s wallet.
The level of incels energy in that picture could power a city for hundreds of years
What a bunch of fucking dorks
imagine pairing ties like that
“It’s the red one…no, the red one…no…RED…no, you passed it. Go back a few. There! Now was that so hard? I said it was red!”
I’m sure that sound was just the panties wooshing past.
There can only be one alpha in a pack, cubs. Sit the fuck down.
Is this DOGE??
Seems like they nailed the second half. Is this not what everyone else is picturing any time someone earnestly attempts to describe themselves as alpha?
Is…is that you in that pic? Or a general visual representation that could accurately give the impression of you?
…because those guys look like dweebs.
Yeah, that’s right. I’m bringing dweeb back. Nerds and dorks are actually kinda cool, I like them a lot. But these guys? Total dweebs! 80s vernacular is back, baby! Hasta la vista!
Be excellent to each other, be less than excellent to these dweebs
I thought you weren’t supposed to take pictures inside the DC Metro.
I could imagine that being the care, but I live in the area and I’ve never heard that.
Oh, I guess I was wrong about that.
I acquired that bit of faulty information a long time ago, so maybe it was different close after 9/11? Or it was just never really true in the first place?
It seems totally plausible. Maybe the rule existed at one time.
I rode the metro on 9/11, actually. “Fun” fact?
That had to be the grimmest public transportation ride in history.
I got on the train around when the plane hit the Pentagon. I’m amazed they hadn’t shut it down yet.
Related to current events, and maybe you know this already – after 9/11 they changed the allowed flight paths around National such that every inbound flight is basically doing a canyon run over the Potomac. I’m willing to bet that was a contributing factor to the recent crash.
I hadn’t thought of that, but it makes sense. Thanks for pointing it out.
They do make a canyon run basically! It’s interesting to watch.
From a hillbilly from rural Ohio, the DC Metro is magic. Truly. I was in awe of it.
I have more pubes on the back of my ballsack than everyone in this picture has in total.
weird flex but ok
“Alphs” as in alpha software: buggy, not fit for release, a poor first approximation of useful, error-prone, almost certain to fail at the desired task, etc…
obligatory reminder that even the man that coined the term alpha male has relized he was fucking wrong, but the worst of humanity just fell in love with the concept and wont let it die
Fuckin mods.
Is this Elon’s DOGE team I heard so much about?
Can’t be, at least one of Elon’s little boys has broccoli hair.
