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Idk if it even fits in this community, but here we gooo
This stick of ram has been my emotional support stick of ram for almost a decade. It’s traveled with me around the world, and been in my backpack through tough times.
Since it’s so old and only 4GB, i can’t really use it or sell it, which is why i turned it into a knife. It’s surprisingly sharp, and short enough that the airlines in my country allow it in carry-on and checked luggage, so it can still be my travel companion
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Weirdly, thanks for the inspiration…
I have a couple of 250mb ram sticks laying around, very old I know, they were kind of fun dangly decorations in my old place but my partner does not like the look. I hate throwing things away as it feels wasteful, so I’ll be attempting to carve a knife out of them.
Good luck with your project :3
Cutting edge technology
Cyberweapon
OP, This little knife isn’t strong enough for my workload.
I require that you make a “RAM Blade”.
Old and only 4 GB? This looks cutting edge.
So this is what the kids mean by cyberwarfare!
I though of a really bad skit for this.
(mafia boss in a dark room with a man) Mafia boss–"now, now ronny tell me were the money is
Ronny–“i dont remember!”
mafia boss–“i have a friend who helps people remember random memorys, BRING OUT THE MEMORY JOGGER!”
On a less shitposty note, thats knife is fucking sick bro. Looks like a cyberpunk weapon.
Is that hemp wick?
You are going to lose your cush job in the prison library bro
Yeah, but he’s gonna get a job in the prison computer lab to die for
And here to perform the edge test is Doug Marcaida who will be using the contestant’s blade to cut through some pig carcasses.
I’m pretty sure Doug would’ve been upset over the missed opportunity for OP to have made a kaRAMbit.
In the (near) post-apocalyptic future I’m gonna stab you with my own memories.
Or laser-disc you from afar.
Or cat–5–whip you like the dirty slut you are.
However I will leave random printed memes on your corpse for the next person trying to pick up some random loot.
With the dot matrix?
Why tf can I hear your post???
Give someone “hard drive shoes” so they can “sleep in the liquid cooling reservoir.”
Looks like a shiv!!
What a charming emotional support shiv.
Needs some kind of guard so you don’t hurt your fingies while stabbing.
I actually didn’t think of that. Maybe version 2 will have a finger guard
