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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago
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SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing the items on the shelf as yet other example of the “woke nonsense” abetting the feminization of American men, local conservative Nick Schwab, 54, told reporters Wednesday he was outraged by the availability of tampons and other period products in men’s grocery stores. “This is fucking unbelievable—what if I’d had my son with […]
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    I mean, really, shouldn’t women have their own stores to buy this stuff in? This would protect women from the lustful gaze of men, too!

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      But then you’ll have men pretending to be women just to shop in the women’s store!

      Because rules have stopped creeps before.

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      The Taliban has entered the chat…

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