• TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Fun fact, the two leads were drunk most of that movie because, well, because they were the two leads in that movie.

    The directors, yes two of them, were horrible to work with according to pretty much everyone that worked on it.

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    11 months ago

    Disney’s The Black Cauldron. Apparently it was so bad it like…almost killed off Disney animation for good? But I loved that shit as a kid. No idea why we had it, either. I was born almost a decade after it came out. Eilonwy deserves her place with the Disney Princesses, damn it!

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      11 months ago

      I know I saw that movie, but I cannot remember a single detail about it. It’s like my brain has purposely erased all traces of it from my memory.

      I must have been pretty young when I watched it though, because I’m certain my born again Christian parents would not have allowed it in our house once that became the thing.

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      11 months ago

      Wait, that movie bombed?? I really enjoyed that one as a kid! I even rewatched it as an adult and still enjoyed it!

      Granted it had more of a “gritty” feel comparatively, but still excellent IMO

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      11 months ago

      I saw that in I think Carnegie Hall with an orchestra doing the music when it got released. The kids such as myself liked it but the parents were silent.

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    11 months ago

    It wasn’t until 2024 that the world understood how perfect it was to cast John Leguizamo as Luigi.

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        11 months ago

        I finally got around to watching that after the missus kept referring to him as the pest guy.

        As soon as well started the movie she just went “you’re going to hate it”

        She was not wrong. How the man continued to have a career after that is anyone’s guess.

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      11 months ago

      Hudson Hawk is the most 1991 movie to ever exist, it’s so bad and I’ve seen it so many times. I think it was my favorite movie for a year or two.

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          11 months ago

          His love of “crooner” hits and his search for a good cappuccino throughout the movie are absolutely Bruce Willis traits and it’s one of the things I liked, it’s a real character trait but still kind of quirky and random, it’s just such fun movie.

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    11 months ago

    The Last Dragon. It’s a blacksploitation movie that was trying to mirror popular kung fu movies, but “in the ghetto”.

    It’s cringe. The fight scenes are meh. The plot is… something to do with a kidnapping maybe?

    It has some cool glowy bits. 10/10.

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    11 months ago

    The OG Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies are dope. I don’t care what anyone else says.

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          Raul Julia was a legend… I firmly believe that, at least later in his career, the dude would do whatever shlocky film he could for a paycheck, so he could spend the rest of the time doing theater for fun. And he’s often the best part of those movies.

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        11 months ago

        Traci Lords remix if the movie theme is great if you never heard it and like EDM.

        Note if you do not know who Traci Lords is please make sure you include “Mortal Kombat soundtrack” in any search for it as she famously did porn before turning 18

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        11 months ago

        Street Fighter is far superior.

        Everything about it is terrible, but it’s saved by Raul Julia in the same way that Tim Curry saves the Three Musketeers and Alan Rickman saves Robin Hood.

        A classically trained actor treating the whole thing like a pantomime. It’s glorious.

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      11 months ago

      The first MK movie was the archetypal “It’s good… for a video game adaptation” movie for a long time. Luckily now we have great adaptations (not necessarily movies though) to point to that stand on their own merits.

      But yeah, there’s always a part of me that will have fond memories of MK and the JCVD Street Fighter movie. Hell, add Double Dragon to that list.

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        Hell, add Double Dragon to that list.

        I gotta watch it…I just remember panicked guys shoving trash into a van to fuel it during a car chase or something. It looked radical lmao.

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      11 months ago

      M. Bison’s famous “It was Tuesday” line in Street Fighter (1994) is frequently misread by viewers as a statement of apathy. Instead, he is telling Chun Li that the day her father died was so important to him that he can instantly recall what day of the week it happened on.

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    11 months ago

    That film is well beyond bad, it’s so, so bad it’s actually amazing. I try to get as drunk as the actors when i rewatch it every other year or so

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      11 months ago

      I hope you’re not referring to this fight between Keith David and Roddy Piper. First, Keith David’s never been a wrestler, and second, it’s a hilariously awkward, unnecessary, and drawn out fight that deserves love, not scorn.

      Was there some other fight with a pro wrestler in the movie that I forgot about? It’s been a while since I saw it and didn’t see any wrestlers I recognized in the main cast.

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        That’s a brilliant fight. You can think of it more as a very concise second act rather than a hilariously drawn-out fight scene.

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    11 months ago

    idk if it was terrible because I haven’t watched it in over 20 years… but that’d be Space Jam for me. Watched it so often, the VHS gave out and we had to buy it a second time.

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      Space jam holds up fine. I was an adult when it first came out I got to watch it recently with the kids.

      It’s not like I’d pay to go watch it in the theater but if it was on, I wouldn’t turn it off.

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    Oh there are so, so many awful movies that I loved as a kid that I have a positive memory of but would be better off not watching again to ruin that memory.

    Legend would have to be one of them. It’s still a spectacle to watch, and Tim Curry is incredible as Darkness, Robert Picardo is Meg Mucklebones, but it’s so far over the top it’s a fever dream.

    Cave Man with Ringo Star, Shelly Long, and Dennis Quaid. Laughed so hard I cried when I was a kid. Watched it again not too long ago and it’s pretty bad.

    Whoopee Boys, same as Cave Man. Cannot rewatch.

    Buckaroo Banzai, Revenge of the Nerds, so many other bad movies I loved as a kid. Most of the cheap action films too. Schwarzenegger’s, Stallone’s, Van Damme’s…so bad, lol. There were some absolutely great ones, though…the original Predator (‘87) comes to mind.