I was going to say “rolled up, crust to tip” but I’m curious what people think about my preferred way. I get all veggies on one pizza, all the meats on another, and combine them into a sandwich. Is that wrong?

Underwater

…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell

My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.

Turn it into a curry.

What. The. Fuck.

Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.

Bloody Mary garnish.

Concentric slices.

Blend it

I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they’re the thin ones. I’m trying to lose weight, after all, so there’s got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald’s sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a “hamburger” using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.

Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your … oh never mind

Wrap it in a tortilla

ITT: there is evil in all of us.

My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we’re out.