For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/
The wall of crosses is weird. What is the thing Jesus would least like to see if he returned?
No, it keeps zombies out unless they’re explicitly invited in. Or maybe that was vampires? Which one is Jesus again?
i mean turning blood into wine does feel vampire-adjacent, but he did also rise from the dead so… both?
With no egress windows (or windows at all) I’m surprised they are allowed to classify this as livable space…
Around me they have to be suuuuuper careful to not refer to any room lacking egress windows as “bedroom”, because it’s not up to code and thus isn’t living space. I assumed that was everywhere in the US.
The rooms do have windows… that lead to the shed. So checkmate, you northern yank.
I knew of a house like this in another state and I’m guessing this one was done for the same reason. Hiding from the tax man. Buy some land, build a barn, get it on the tax rolls as an uninhabited structure and finally build your fully functional home inside.
I’m guessing this will be a headache of a sale. The taxes on Zillow didn’t make much sense.
I never would have guessed, but that makes a lot of sense now. I’m on board with the theory that it’s a big tax scam of some sort.
Love it!!
“shouse located in the quaint town of Denmark, KS”
This is one of the most absurd sentences I’ll read this week despite republican efforts.
Not just a “shouse” but a “stunning shouse.”
What the hell did I just watch…
I’ve been sitting here trying to decide whether or not “shouse” was a typo.
Here I’m just thinking that’d be an amazing place to have my boardgame collection and nerd space.
You’d never have to finish a game, just set up a new table!
For real. This would be incredible and it’s significantly cheaper than the value of my little 1/8 acre starter home.
this stunning shouse
Is that a typo or are they pointing out that it’s a house inside a shed?
I can see the appeal. I also like sunlight though, so might have to put some windows in.
i kno it’s evil to say, but when people genuinely have an american flag on their property i immediately assume it’s a shidpost or at the very least ironic. but it’s not, which makes it fun.
Nope. These days it’s an indicator that you’re almost certainly dealing with a magat. Occasionally you’ll see an American flag with a pride flag or something similar below it and know that it’s ironic.
Used to be that mostly only ex military or similar would fly a flag. Some folks would fly a flag from their porch for happy fireworks day or memorial day if they had family that died in a war. You almost never saw anyone with an actual flagpole in their yard. Flagpoles were for schools, government offices and such.
I used to see American flags come out on or during the week of Independence Day or Veteran’s Day or something similar where it was not unusual for people to put their national pride on display. That stopped happening when some people took it too far after 9/11 and started making patriotism into their whole identity and used it as a smokescreen for their overt bigotry. Now it’s almost seen as a tacky or gaudy thing to do and I get why.
But yeah, if someone has a full-blown flagpole installed on their front lawn, they are 100% virtue signaling. Big MAGA-weirdo vibes.
Yeah, 9-11 was the beginning when I think about it.
Used to be you had a few, mostly paranoid conspiracy theory types, that even conservatives kind of looked down on and felt sympathy for them being mentally unwell.
It has morphed into this crazy fascist religious cultural identity shit that we have now. Fucking pod people. Sucks.
This shit is normal now and crazy conspiracy theory mentally unwell people are a big chunk of the population.
The really crazy thing is that Osama basically won. Him, 9-11, and the far right like Limbaugh infected the national psyche with something that may be terminal.
My family had a flag in our front yard for the first 10 years of my life, because my dad’s brother was in Afghanistan for the majority of that time. That said, we certainly wouldn’t put one up now :/ it’s been tarnished without question.
I’ve installed Internet once to a warehouse like this that had a full on house built inside of one corner of it. Like we totally thought it was pretty normal, since we mostly installed for farms and the highest point to install the radios was usually a barn, shed or warehouse like this. But then when we went inside to run the cable, it was like a movie set. They even had a fake lawn.
It probably was a set for video productions. Of a certain kind.
Finally, someone with a good grasp of the proper ratios when comes to house space vs garage/workshop space. Chuck in a few exterior windows and I would be fine with something like this.
I would be checking how much weight above the living space can handle though - I suspect it might not be up to suitable floor loadings for workshop usage.
Yeah, this is amazing. I’d buy it.
Some won’t understand—especially if they live in a matchbox apt in a concrete jungle and have the mechanical aptitude of a liberal arts student with hobbies to match.
you do realize that people don’t live in tiny apartments because that’s the dream of their life, right?
they live like that because they have to live in the city to find work, and the cities have absurd housing shortages which makes the tiny apartments the least expensive option. They live like that because the alternative is fucking dying of exposure on the streets.
Lol, chill, that was such an aggressive comment to no one.
No joke but aside from the lack of windows, this place is perfect. Well, windows and Kansas…
Hillbilly Hilton
