Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 19 days ago"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"sh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-link"once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"sh.itjust.worksJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 19 days agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-219 days agoI thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoWasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?
minus-squaretaladar@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agohttps://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoI can ease your mind, it’s only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
minus-squareaberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoThis implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days ago“Leap milf” is just an alternative definition for a cougar
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoImagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof…
minus-squareBronzebeard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoWoman needs to be old enough for her kids’ friends to think she’s hot to be a milf.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoI figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she’s a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoSo, for some women, that might be as early as 25
minus-squareinv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoIf one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoNo, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
I thought we all agreed up until 29 years 364 days it’s babe and after that it’s milf
Wasn’t there a scandal in Germany that 45% of MILF pornstars don’t actually have any children?
https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html It was a headline on a German satire site once.
Oh nein, I ate die Zwiebel!
I can ease your mind, it’s only 38%. https://www.der-postillon.com/2012/07/skandal-erschuttert-pornoszene-38.html?m=1
This implies the existence of the rare 29-year-old leap milf
“Leap milf” is just an alternative definition for a cougar
Imagine the rule 34 on that one. You better bet fans are going to want proof…
Woman needs to be old enough for her kids’ friends to think she’s hot to be a milf.
I figured it was that she just needs to have kids. As long as she’s a mom and somebody wants to fuck her, right?
So, for some women, that might be as early as 25
If one is over 30 and doesn’t have children are they still a milf by default?
No, they have chosen the Cougar skill path.
still milf, M for Mature