I had a very rare Skype call with the big boss a few years ago and within the first four seconds my cat vomited loudly behind me. “Hello K… Bwaaargachachach-ak-acc-squeltch.”
I haven’t telephoned with them since.
I had a very rare Skype call with the big boss a few years ago and within the first four seconds my cat vomited loudly behind me. “Hello K… Bwaaargachachach-ak-acc-squeltch.”
I haven’t telephoned with them since.


How can this be?! I heard they are the best country in the world?!


Professionals are never cocky. Cocky comes back to bite.


Reverse-engineering of locked-down chinese ARM-SoC game and tv hardware.
Oh that makes sense. Thank you. I am happpy too that he accidentally mic’d himself up in the morning so we could hear him having his totally real reaction to the prank he didn’t know about.
Does anyone else find the 5 camera-angles detract from the realness of the video?
I mean, yeah, no TV is real, but this pretending that it is a real situation in this style of video irritates me in a way I cannot describe.
Am I being too picky? I don’t know.


I am from the UK, my wife from Germany. My daughter was born in Germany and has dual-citizenship automatically via me as her father.
She was born before Brexit and only has a German passport as it was always possible to travel via free-movement and then after Brexit without issue by using the digital visa to the UK.
The new rules now apply to her, meaning we had to get a million things exensively translated, stamped, signed and sent off to the UK and apply for an official passport in order to not get slapped with a big fine, or worse, stranded each time she travels.
For us, it was not a non-issue and is unnecessary red-tape, and I have a feeling it is only done to artificially keep some migration figures down.
Whatever. Done now. /rant
I am guessing the width and height of the video file are quite large. If you plop it down to a size suitable for gif, say maybe 400px width, you’ll see a massive drop in filesize.


Watching all of your heroes die.


We usually just limit the number of friends we invite to match the number of cups we own.
For example, I don’t own any cups.
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Oh man. Missed opportunity! I’ll do that on my next mug!
S(😀) 2>&1 &
He was always very forgetful, Mr. Bourne… and well spotted! 😉


Looks like he didn’t eat his vege-tab-les.
For the hard of thinking- this is a joke. RIP Bobby.
Same here. Learned at about the age of 35 the real meaning!