Executive Chimp

Well it didn’t go great

“Sadly” is a massive understatement. There will be devastating knock-on effects.

Lars and the Real Girl. Seems like a dumb boner comedy. Actually a weirdly wholesome film.

That right there’s a Chucky Pig

Potato

The trees. What do you think?

Ratta-tat-tat

Amstrad PCW 9512+. Green screen thing with a daisy wheel printer that sounded like a machine gun.

Got a PC with a Celeron 333MHz a few years later. My memories of that are much fonder.

😏

By Grabthar’s hammer

Early on you could tweet by sending Twitter an SMS. (Not that this contradicts what you’ve said. I still don’t know what they’re getting at)

But will it become “accurate” and “not racist”?

No, and they don’t want to

S’all good

Channel 4, not BBC

Why not?

Does it?

Question everything.

Have you tried…drugs?

I read that there were a lot of white Easter eggs this year in order to save on the cost of cocoa. If that’s true then this would also make sense. Fine by my. I’m the type of sicko that likes white chocolate.