And don’t forget about that time just a few months ago when Trump’s personal militia literally occupied an American city, killing two innocent civilians in the process, while making hundreds more disappear without a trace. This is so much fucking fun!

A fellowship of the concerned is on their way to Mordor now with a letter strongly condemning the dark lord’s recent actions.

I’m very curious what, or who, caused his former campaign manager to suddenly release this info to the press. Once again demonstrating that the biggest enemy of the Democrats is the Democrats themselves. Fucking unreal.

Bubblybubbles, working hard for a few extra rubles today it seems.

Lol, sure Vlad. Whatever you say.

Speaking of Palantir, I’ve decided I’m going to start a company where I convince people to allow me to plug their brains into a machine, where they will then live out their lives in an artificial reality while I use their body heat to power AI data centers. As far as what I’m going to call this company, I don’t want to be too on the nose as to what services the company provides. I think I’ll just call it “The Matrix.” That should be vague enough, don’t you think? Kinda like Palantir. What even is a Palantir? Couldn’t possibly be anything nefarious.

Then I hope they get everything they voted for, and then some…

Yep. I encountered some asshole saying Alex Pretti deserved to die because he was carrying a gun in the presence of law enforcement. I told him he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. That was “harassment,” according to Reddit. And I was permabanned. I never got banned for anything my first 5 years or so on Reddit, but as soon as that fat orange fuck was elected, I started collecting temp bans every month. Makes you think…

At this point, its almost a negative sign of your true character if you haven’t been banned by Reddit yet.

Scientists engaging in standard research activities. Not sure why we need the overdramatic headline, but this is the NYT. Maybe they should interview some MAGA dipshits in a diner to see what their thoughts are.

As opposed to Trump, who has definitely had multiple strokes while in office. Trump has appeared in public multiple times with his face looking like it’s melting off his skull, and that somehow hasn’t been front page news. Really demonstrates quite well who the media is actually catering to.

The national news media desperately clinging to the notion that any of this is politics as usual is just so fucking infuriatingly pathetic. There is no “political story” here. We’re in the middle of a fascist takeover. So shut the fuck up with this political horserace bullshit, and focus on the fact that our president is a child rapist who is completely and utterly compromised by God only knows how many foreign adversaries at this point.

Here’s hoping she goes with the Steve Jobs method of cancer treatment.

What.

What?

Ten bucks says there will be some kind of “assassination attempt” that will happen at this event.

“Preparation, letters, and research.” You better watch out, Trump administration. You’ve got some strongly worded letters COMING IN HOT. The concern that Democrats are feeling right now will be fucking PALBABLE from coast to coast.

“You can’t fool your base.”

Man, they are so close to figuring it out. It’s right there.

Russia got everything they needed, I guess.

Speaking of peanuts, I really wish this fuck would choke on one.