Yet that’s only true… from a certain point of view.

Living under a rock?

Protected by the Seitch

Mind if I take a look?

The kind of tank you might also find at a tank farm.

In one eye and out the other.

Shopped, can tell by the pixels.

Yeah mine gives me the dark mode thing. It’s got so bad now (mid 40’s) that i just have to immediately close any websites that default to it without the option to change. The ghost layering compounds until i can’t even look at the screen. It’s not affecting my nighttime driving vision yet though.

A: I have to go pick up some medicine.
B: Is it for your face?
A: What? No.
B: Oh… . So you’re not taking anything for your face?

It’s hard to say definitively really. I think it felt a bit ‘samey’ maybe? Also being an old man means i have less and less time to spend gaming. Buying a steam deck definitely helped, but i haven’t even switched that on in months.

I kinda gave up on the second one about halfway through. Should really get around to finishing it one of these days.

Not even seagulls like seagulls (or, more accurately: “the type of gulls that live by the sea”)

Ever sniffed a bone?

Unfortunately the stomach pump was also a prop.

Yet twice what you deserve.

I’m still salty that my gf stopped me from buying that massive box of rolls of tape from the airport seized items auction. I could have secured so many things!

Always found his way back though eh?

Perfect candidate.

Saw your username, then read your comment, and now I’m not sure what to do with my Fucks.

Anyone else read ‘four back buttons’ and think “why do you need so many ways to return to the previous menu screen?”
Just me?

Unfortunately I’m not sure Buckles is quite the cultural phenomenon that Borat was. I am sure he’s okay with that though.

Mediaite posting rage bait headlines? Surely not!