It’s not against the rules to imply that the rules should be different.

A kiss and a coffee from my husband before he leaves for work. Best part of my day <3

It kinda pisses me off tbh. It’s like that friend that has to keep telling you how boring the movie is when you’re just trying to sit and watch it. Like, stfu and go away then, stop trying to be a crab on the bucket for the rest of us.

Fran will go undercover if she feels truly at ease, which happens rarely because Snuggles is an ever present danger. When he is about, the others sleep with one eye open, but when he’s off sleeping in a new novel location, Fran, Melon, and Struggles will toy with burrowing and cuddling. It’s a treacherous time for all of them.

But it helps!

Neck tie. You could also make it all lopsided and loose when the duck is all discombobulated, it’d be mad cute.

Yep… because unmedicated ADD.

I fell off an electric scooter and broke my wrist, I have a titanium plate in there now.

Take this down rn and stop spreading my $1000 idea. My lawyers will be in touch

I sell the tears on Etsy, it’s the only way I can support my Nestle milk addiction

How many micro plastics are released when I cry?

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Woah. I want one!

I have this silicone lid I got from Aldi. It’s just a giant flat circle of silicone with an indented lid in the middle. I bought it for my giant soup pot as I didn’t have a lid for it, but it’s so much more than a lid. It’s amazing as a splash guard, it seals via vacuum to pots so you can lift from two points instead of just the handle, it’s good for covering food and keeping it warm… I love it more than I ever thought I would. And it’s super easy to clean!

Wouldn’t that leave a sharp edge either way?

I quit smoking a long time ago after many attempts. The key was to simply get poor enough that I simply couldn’t afford it. Perhaps that’s what we’re seeing here.

I am about to embark on the absolutely loathsome quest of quickfiring my resume out to 200 tech companies I’ve never heard of with names like Kuttrbox and OpenYum, hoping for a place in their squid games to win a ‘prestigious’ founding role at their startup, and I’m sincerely considering making an absolutely batshit version just to see what happens. Ideas welcomed.

I’ve had it, and it was the same intensity but for longer. I know that the vaccine works and minimizes the effects, but damn, opting into that kind of sick is still a hard sell.

I got a booster in September as I was planning a trip to India, but I will say that thing knocked me on my fucking ass so much. As much as I believe in vaccination, it’s gonna be a hard sell to my brain to go back next year and get it again.

None of that was me. You’re welcome.