Worse actually. Males have two penises, so the incels are twice as incelly.

Dude is universal no matter the context though. Also, if you only have dude saved in your volcabulary it frees up space in your brain for more facts. Such as, for every snake there is one snake penis.

I mean, that would be worth the 15 dollars.

You’re no fun.

Sorry, seen this in my ‘All’ feed. Didn’t know scientology had a place down there.

But yeah “trend”. I think the building here in California took the door knobs off their entrances because it kept happening.

Wasnt there a movie where stopped Earth because of us triggering earthquakes?

Are the tiny hallucinations different sizes based on the height of the person that consumed the mushroom? Or does everyone see the same size hallucinations?

Same thing. Depends one if you are US or UK.

Not seeing anything like that on Voyager. Would be nice though, the ammount of posts that are just links to a paywall has been reaching reddit levels.

Baptism by proxy unfortunately.

Children typically come with two. Ad in one of your own and, BOOM! Profit.

A murmuration of starlings

I dont think ive ever stayed at hotel and thought “What time is it?”

Ikeas on the other hand.

Baby shark

X = Twitter

Facebook = Facefuck

Instagram = Instaspam

LinkedIn = Facebook for cocaine addicts

Tik Tok = Garbage

Snapchat = Shatnap

Telegram = Pedo Hangout

Reddit = Fuck u/Spez

Tumblr = Autistic Reddit

WhatsApp = That one American app that is used by non-aamericans

Buttered sausage.

Good thing i catfish as Gary Busey.

Maybe 30 years ago when the arcade was destroyed by a tornado.

AC/heat doesnt work when the vehicle is turned off. Some vehicles require getting out and smacking the starter with a hammer to get it to turn over. Just to give a couple of reasons why you wouldnt want to turn off your vehicle when stuck by a train.

For Life I had never cared greatly, As worth a man’s while; Peradventures unsought, Peradventures that finished in nought, Had kept me from youth and through manhood till lately Unwon by its style.

In earliest years - why I know not - I viewed it askance; Conditions of doubt, Conditions that leaked slowly out, May haply have bent me to stand and to show not Much zest for its dance.

With symphonies soft and sweet colour It courted me then, Till evasions seemed wrong, Till evasions gave in to its song, And I warmed, until living aloofly loomed duller Than life among men.

Anew I found nought to set eyes on, When, lifting its hand, It uncloaked a star, Uncloaked it from fog-damps afar, And showed its beams burning from pole to horizon As bright as a brand.

And so, the rough highway forgetting, I pace hill and dale Regarding the sky, Regarding the vision on high, And thus re-illumed have no humour for letting My pilgrimage fail.

• Thomas Hardy