The answer to a question in the title is always NO.
But at least the grass will be green when we die.
The answer is yes, but all the water will be delivered over the course of 1 or 2 days every few years.
Nope, and your home could soon be uninsurable.
Better buy insurance now then. That way, when the time comes, they can deny your claim because of natural disasters.
Morons, the coastline continues to disappear to the growing oceans, insuring property is becoming more and more impossible without handing over huge amounts of cash and even then many major insurers don’t operate in FL anymore.
Shhhh let them go
Why exactly are people moving to the cesspool?
I get that people hate snow but hurricanes are less fun. While not bleak, the job market seems mid at best, perhaps even volatile.
capital formations have been relocating south for a bit now and bringing their cheap labor demands. there’s a Who Makes Cents pod on the phenomenon and it’s impact on US internal migration / interview with a book author. pretty sure it was released in 2024. I can look it up if anyone is interested.
I think anybody who is able should be swimming in the opposite direction as hard as they can, but capital has a gravitational pull that can uproot people and move them against their impulses.
there are also a big chunk rich, older morons from the northeast corridor who think “me get big house in sunshine” and go no further. they need maids and egg salad sandwiches and new sliding glass doors and pill dispensers and butt wipers.
Cheap land, conservative values, and low taxes: the siren call for ancient fixed income retirees everywhere.
Heh. “Values”. 🤢
Thank you for pointing out my missing quotes! I also mistyped “land” instead of “land that will be useless to future generations”. 🫠
Oh, I read it as “land that will be useful as SCUBA tour sites for future generations of carnival barkers & the like”, but it’s a very similar spelling, so that’s on me.
why the hell would anyone willingly live in Florida
no state income tax, warm
No insurance, no future, and cultural identity via propaganda? Sounds like just the spot.
Perhaps to much water.
Potable is the missing word
OP means morons are moving to Florida which to say MAGA folks are migrating there.
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink,
The oceans rise, the glaciers die, the Earth begins to sink.
The skies grow dark, the rivers fade, the wells run dry with fear.
The cost of greed, the toll of need, grows heavier each year.The forests fall, the deserts spread, the air turns thick and gray.
The cries of life once teeming here grow fainter by the day.
A thousand streams that once ran pure now choke on plastic’s tide,
And those who thirst, who seek relief, find emptiness worldwide.The crops refuse to bear their fruit, the soil turns to sand,
And yet we drill, and yet we burn, and plunder every land.
The balance tips, the warning signs grow louder to ignore,
But still we waste, we hesitate, and ravage evermore.Oh, can’t you see, the world must change before it is too late?
The fragile web that binds us all bends under mounting weight.We must unite, we must repair, and tread with lighter care,
For water, water everywhere must soon flow free and fair.And yet? <sweeping arm gesture> 😶
