Expensive lesson, try not being a sucker next time.
“Oh no my shitty car depreciated” god who would have guessed
I’d take it for free
Pictured: typical parking job from cyber truck owner.
Self parking. It enjoys rolling over a squirrel, cat, dog or pigeon.
I can’t give this thing away
Sus
Waaahhhh I made a bad financial decision and no one wants to bail me out at a 20% loss.
Lol. Lmao even.
you can buy a brand-new Cybertruck straight from the manufacturer cheaper than Sledder is asking to sell his used truck.
Wow I wonder why there’s no takers
Also Sledder ‘no low ball offers, I know what I git’
The paint job is totally worth the extra 19k you guyse!!!
The article says there’s a madman offering 50k cash for it. Poor soul.
Actually 50k sounds a lot closer to reasonable for a somewhat used car that currently sells new for 80k’ish. Of course, I’m saying that in the hypothetical generic car vacuum, not the actual “electric dumpster” reality.
The Cybertruck owner listed his truck for sale for $89,000.
The same dual-motor Cybertruck AWD variant now starts at $80,000. However, starting in 2025, the vehicle qualifies for the $7,500 point of sale tax credit. This further lowers the starting price to $72,500.
Tesla is also now offering a $2,000 discount to anyone who applies a referral code when buying the vehicle. That further lowers the starting price to $70,500.
LOLOL.
Everyone expects top dollar for used shit these days.
This fucking article goes on 3 more paragraphs after that about how great the current offerings from Tesla are. Feels like the whole thing is just a Cybertruck sales puff piece in disguise.
Guy can’t sell his because the new ones are just SO GOOD 🤡
And cheaper than ever!
Twas indeed a click bait puff piece.
idiot wants brand new value for his used vehicle. i hate these things, but this doesnt match reality on non-tesla vehicles let a lone one thats now nazi-based.
from the tardygrade’s perspective is it playing a large violin or a normal-sized cello?
Closest would be a viola
Nah, that’s a cello, a viola just looks like a violin and plays like one, the difference in size is so small you probably won’t notice unless they’re sitting next to each other… The cello is played like in the picture and has a body that’s noticably thicker than a violin or viola even if they were all scaled to the same size
Edit: you know what, on looking closer, I’m not 100% sure that is actually cello thick, but it’s been a long time since I’ve seen them in person on a regular basis
https://hub.yamaha.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Violin-and-Viola-Sizing-for-Blog.jpg
Thinks cello’s are too big for the one that microscopic buttworm has, which is why I thought of viola, which sits right between viola and violin. Didn’t know they weren’t played like cellos. Have never really paid attention to Viola’s much.
I’ve only heard what they sound like and I feel like they’re the redheaded step child of the string instruments. Who exactly likes this sound? Bass gives a deep sound for F clef and more somber tones, Celo provides a rich highly dynamic tone that can deliver low tones but also beautiful melodies, and the violin is the violin. With the viola, you’re what exactly do you do here? The motherfucking recorder of the violin family.
Are your hands too big for the violin and you simply hate the beauty of the cello? Do you like shitty tones? Are you perma-drunk? Rhythm instrument in Bass not for you? Well, I’ve got just the inbred idiot for you.
It has to be a normal-sized cello, a violin would have toe be the other way around.
you can play a violin like that, but it would need to rest on your knee, and I’m just not seeing it
Size-wise, relative to him, it’s much closer to a violin than a cello, maybe slightly larger. So a viola would be the best fit. I think the picture is of a cello though, just sized strangely.
I’m ripping this response directly from another conversation on this image, I don’t actually know anything about cello.
He’s playing Penderecki!
It’s impressive enough that a creature without thumbs is able to hold the bow in the first place, and you want to criticise him for how he’s holding his cellolin?
He’s holding the bow perfectly though, its just weird of him to miss the bridge
Because of the size difference between humans and tardigrades, it’s hard for tardigrades to attend music lessons and otherwise learn about human musical instruments, so give him a chance, he’s probably trying his best.
Yeah why this mf spitting at my boy Tardi G.? Fuck outta here
Lol owned
Between price drops and the cybertruck recently qualifying for the federal EV tax credit, buyers can get a brand new unit for what this guy is asking. This early adopter paid too much and got a bad deal, but there’s no mystery as to why no one wants to buy at his asking price.
If he’d literally give it away, I’d accept it.
I would too, and I’d resell it immediately because I don’t want to be seen dead in a Musk automobile.
I don’t want to be seen dead in a Musk automobile.
The only thing separating us from domestic terrorists
the chances of that being how you’re seen in one are non-zero
I’d still drive it for a little bit. Just bc I regularly drive 20 y.o. vehicles.
Off topic: it looks waaaaay better in black. 😳
Honestly yeah. Almost batmobileisc
That’s what the guy who blew up his cybertruck said. Made him feel like Batman.
“I feel like Batman, or Halo”
A lot of ugly cars look better in black, the Chevrolet Uplander for example
I too look better in black. Does this mean I am an ugly car?
No, it means you are a beautiful cat
What a lovely response!
You can paint a turd gold too.
Unless you see it from behind. Then the dumbass thing just looks like a black refrigerator
@TrickDacy @Dungrad Isn’t that an improvement over a dumpster?
That’s because you see less of it :)
Looks like Crocks with wheels. 😂
Yes. I never said I like it. It just is insanely better than the normal light grey one.
Give the grey one a few hours of slightly high humidity, and it’ll at least be brown! LOL
My first thought was “Really? Even a chop shop style place won’t take it?” And reading it is like “Oh he doesn’t want to cut the price so much but might now” so yeah.
I hate them but I’ll take it if you’re giving it away. My car is already falling apart so it can’t be much different.
Unless your car has very specific mechanical failures, at least it won’t lock you in with an engine fire.
It just hurts me in other ways, like financially every time I can’t afford it.
@Sanctus @Protoknuckles A Tesla is unlikely to improve that for you
