My family doesn’t like me near their TVs during the holidays.

Because I inevitably end up putting on Christmas episodes of MST3K.

I don’t recall this but they tell me i got 86’d from a piano bar because i hate “Piano Man” and apparently my trashed ass ruined the end of the night sing-along with my “special” version

Oops! I deserved that! I don’t try and ruin other’s good time, sorry barflies!

Also sorry to the bush outside i threw a punch at and threw up into, i do remember that.

You guys are waiting until 10 am?

I was mildly amused by the meme and took a sip of coffee. Then I read the title and now I have coffee in my nose.

This. But shamefully I’m happy about it.

Definitely me. I’m on my limited american PTO fam, get used to it

what is “the Bluetooth”? Speaker? Headphone? Mouse?

Does the meme means that you check out from the gathering and listen to your bluetooth headphone? Or does it mean you connect to the family hifi via bluetooth and everyone will have to listen to the music of your favorite metal band/speeches of your favorite dictator?

You okay bro?