This had better not awaken anything in me.
I don’t see a fish.
Is it not the thing being fed to Gimli(?) in the bottom right image?
Humped it to smithereens
You meaned…
You ruined its?
That’s enough internet for today.
This wasn’t even the most difficult fap today.
sigh
If I must
unzips
I like you.
And in the darkness, bind them…
What a terrible time to have eyes.
Oh. My. God. Will you be my friend?!
Based.
Higher quality version
I’m kinda turned on
Do this while having a penis and suddenly everyone is all weird about it.
Fking double standards.
it just depends on the friend circle, i dont think that it would be weird in mine
Stupid sexy golem
Smash (but not like Sam tried)
Fuck you lmao
Yeah … If I saw this in Middle Earth … I’m just putting the ring on and fucking shit up
Where are you putting “the ring” on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you like it you gotta put a ring on it