*hole
Seems like this is a lot of work to avoid using a poop knife?
Surprise the next guy to dig a hole there, by adding another hole underneath the hole.
A locked safe
Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.
What am I missing
There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.
Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.
Shoebox
Filled with jolly ranchers.
Cum box?
Bathtub.
An EMPTY locked safe.
As is tradition.
Empty save for claw marks on the inside, and the creepiest doll you can find.
Leave a spider in it.
Expected treasure, but safe contained a live panther; would not buy again.
apologies to XKCD
A photo of you and your family with a dollar bill in a ziploc. “Hope this antique has value now!”
How about some crypto
corpses.
A prediction for the 2024 US election
“And then it got worse.”
A can of tuna.
A framed picture of Channing Tatum.
Go all the way, build a whole shrine
Skelleton >:D
A fake bitcoin wallet
An actual wallet with chocolate coins, each with a bite taken out of them. Bit-coin wallet.
Boooooooooo
Half a map
This is definitely the answer. Bonus points for contextless clues to getting the other half.
Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop
No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔
My brother and I put a corked glass bottle down in an old defunct drainage pipe beneath my parents’ house. This pipe/canal is quite large and isn’t obstructed by the bottle, and the bottle can clearly be seen by peering into a hole in the cement. Inside of that bottle is a carefully folder paper bearing on it a crude drawing of a cock and balls.
I hope you used archival ink so it will last for generations
It was likely a permanent Sharpee marker. Hopefully it holds up. Fingers crossed that I’m able to return there as a ghost one day to watch someone unearth what they believed was a map to the family treasure.
incredible
It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole
