Bunch of spring-loaded snakes
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Surprise the next guy to dig a hole there, by adding another hole underneath the hole.
A locked safe
Bruh. I had almost managed to forget.
What am I missing
There was a post on that other site a few years back where someone found a locked safe and posted about it. I wanna say they were asking for advice about how to open it (I’m fuzzy there), but it turned into this whole thing where it felt the whole internet was hanging on a cliff edge, waiting to see what was in it. People were guessing, making bets, giving advice, promising first born etc.
Nothing. There was nothing in it. It was empty the whole time. A little piece of me died that day.
Shoebox
Filled with jolly ranchers.
Cum box?
Bathtub.
An EMPTY locked safe.
As is tradition.
Leave a spider in it.
Expected treasure, but safe contained a live panther; would not buy again.
apologies to XKCD
Empty save for claw marks on the inside, and the creepiest doll you can find.
A photo of you and your family with a dollar bill in a ziploc. “Hope this antique has value now!”
How about some crypto
corpses.
A prediction for the 2024 US election
“And then it got worse.”
A can of tuna.
A framed picture of Channing Tatum.
Go all the way, build a whole shrine
Skelleton >:D
A fake bitcoin wallet
An actual wallet with chocolate coins, each with a bite taken out of them. Bit-coin wallet.
Boooooooooo
Half a map
This is definitely the answer. Bonus points for contextless clues to getting the other half.
I hope the foundation of your house is deeper than that.
Under the outer walls that support the roof and/or additional stories there will be a sizeable footing that should go below the frost line. But inside the footing where the foundation is just supporting the first floor you only need a few inches of concrete.
Termite treatment.
Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop
No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔
