I think there’s a subtle difference between “hooray I don’t have to get up” and “I can’t get up”
Well, your employer will make you get out of bed and shower, because without them you won’t have the junk food. Then after you get the junk food, your teeth will rot out of your skull further indebting you to participate in the charade we call society. Yay adulthood.
Depression sounds amazing!
Weekends are depression?
If the reason you enjoy the weekend is because it’s a time when you don’t have to do anything, you might not be depressed but you’re probably not living your best life. I do stay idle on many weekends but I think that the (admittedly rare) weekends when I get up early because I have something to do that I’m really looking forward to are much better.
