“Your boobs”
“My boobs?!”
“Yeah, they look great”That has to be what she was fishing for.
“The left one?”
Tell her that her nose looks too perfect, problem solved
Exactly. They fumbled hard. “It has to be your ____, there’s no way it turned out that good naturally.”
smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity
She was born an otter and had a plastic surgery to look like a human.
If I was born with a tail and found out my parents had it removed I’d be mad as hell.
Human tails are kind of a thing and doctors do remove them. But it’s not a glorious tiger tail or anything, it’s like a stub, it’s an outgrowth of the coccyx, which is literally a vestigial tail.
If my tail wouldn’t be prehensile, then I’d want it remove too. It’s a sartorial mess with no upside.
" Well, I know it isnt all that stuff that clearly needs work"
I’d say something dumb like, “Why would you only have work done on one breast, that’s weird.” Though I guess there’s situations with breast cancer and mastectomies and such, but plastic surgery on boobs would be my immediate first guess, not even considering what else might be done.
I don’t care that you used to be a dude, but I must say, the surgeon did an amazing job.
“They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel.”
“Or like some sort of succubus devil thing, I dunno.”
Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol
“Speaking of which…did it hurt when you broke through the Earth’s crust while ascending from hell?”
“Do demon women like you float out from volcanoes, or do you claw your way through dirt to get here from hell?”
I was gonna finish with “…an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!” and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she’s a keeper.
Hey, I’ll take any action I can get.
Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?
vomits
Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m’lady?
“Oooh, I don’t know. Maaaaybeee your lips, because I can’t stop looking at them. But if you did, then your doctor is really good.”
Deliver it light and kind of flirty and she’s not thinking about whatever trap that question is, she’s thinking about how you just told her you want to kiss her.
If it’s for any other reason - making sure an insecurity is unknown, wanting to springboard into a conversation, wanting to see how you react if she baits you into saying something dumb, or even having her own flirty line to deliver about it - she’ll probably get to it. Assuming you haven’t wooed her into a voracious make out session.
“It looks perfect! That’s why I thought you had work done!”
“Honestly? You look so naturally beautiful I couldn’t begin to guess. But if I had to, I’d say your most captivating thing about you is your eyes. Are they the real deal or someone fashion them from starlight?”
You should write for Hallmark movies.
idk i’m just going to pull the “dont know don’t care, card.” lol
Labia reduction
leanbeefpatty
Context?
Her wrinkled, flaccid labia unfurls halfway to her knees, like some ball-less scrotum
Right out of a romance novel
So what does the ab goddess has to do with this surgery?
Exactly what I meant with my question.
Just a play on words. Labia reduction = lean “beef”
Huh. Disappointing.
“You seemed like a person who would have a wizard’s sleeve situation down there.”
“Wtf it was my ears”
“So is the situation down there not fixed or what do you mean?”
Crying laughing from wizard sleeve situation. Made my night, thanks
“How do you know what my labia looks like…?”
Then get called a creep and shouted at.
I’m just saying that you’d deserve if that was your answer.
Nah, it’s a perfectly fine snappy response to a loaded question.
My autistic ass would be like “Nope no clue sorry, whatever it was, they a good surgeon 👍”
ADHD here, after years of studying behavior from normies in order to emulate/mask, this is easily one of the best answers here.
Sometimes brutal honesty is the answer.
Neurotypical here - that’s the correct response.
Unsure of neuro-typicalness, but I’d go with this one as well.
ADHD here, it’s one of two. The other is to guess bottom surgery/sex reassignment to teach her what sort of prizes she can expect from playing stupid games. Yeah you’re burning that bridge, but that’s a bridge worth burning
Madlad
“Your nose is your cutest feature, that’s why I chose it” is the correct response
“Not like those ugly-ass ears. They really screwed those up, huh?”
Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
(this one is so stupid and obviously inappropriate that I laugh each time I imagine someone saying it)
“You used to have a penis?”
