Cheese is always worth it though
No one ever regrets eating an entire block of cheese.
My sister definitely regretted letting me into her house whereupon I proceeded to eat almost her entire block of cheese.
Am lactose intolerant, can confirm, no regerts.
Me at 5: I want to be an astronaut
Me at 15: ??? racism probably
Me at 20: Climate change is an existential threat to all life on Earth and I must do my part to ensure total extinction doesn’t happen, at all cost
Me at 40: Hmm, looking back at the last 15 years of fisheries biology work, I can safely say that the net impact of that work was actually worse conditions for the planet than better. Well, at least I got to watch the head of my state agency give out ‘fish bumps’ to the other heads because we managed to increase the quota for the year! (I quit)
I want to be an astronaut!
I want to be an influential politician, I’m fixing this crap!
I want to survive and have at least one day off per week?
