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Good intentions, easily taken wrong.
Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!
… No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don’t care about us unless we’re going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.
Eat the rich.
They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that’s A LOT of business.
Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.
“Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please.”
“Inflation again??”
Mm, tender.
(legal tender)How many twinks to a bear?
As many as he can carry.
Inflation is getting really out of hand…
Always have been
(pushes gay button)
Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you’re out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.
*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.
Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)Grass and gas also accepted
Looks like human trafficking’s back on the menu, boys!
Back entrance only
This is highly flattering.
It’s exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.
People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.
there is a reason the industry term is “human resources”
Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.
Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.
What if you’re already gay?
You turn lesbian.
They probably mean your kidneys
They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol
Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.
Ok it’s clever
