• SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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      2 months ago

      Aktchewullay water makes things wet it’s not itself wet.

      Edit: in all seriousness, we need to have a chat about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. Did you know that everyone… every…singleliving organism…exposed to dihydrogen monoxide dies… eventually…

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      2 months ago

      The IDF needs to complete another investigation on itself before announcing, “No, it was not a war crime and, no, you cannot see the evidence.”

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        "We’ve gone over thorough it as much as we thought necessary so it looks like we’ve done something and we’ve come to the conclusion that we don’t need a punishment for the alleged crimes (the evidence was accidentally misplaced) so there’s no way of knowing so we should leave it at that.

        See you in a few days. "

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        2 months ago

        What’s taking them so long? Surely they’ve a bunch of excuses stocked up by this point.