The “Fire Island gay” look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
I don’t want to show anyone up
We live in a society.
Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️
Need pics. Dm pls.
Because I’m fat and ugly. I don’t want to see it and trust me you don’t want to see it either.
It’s all about attitude.
I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.
It’s it from other men applauding you?
Men, women and everyone in between.
Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy…
i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.
now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.
stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant
You might be surprised.
Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.
Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.
He died doing that too!
Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.
I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I’m considering making one out from an older shirt.
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
not being a hunk, for starters… but also it looks uncomfortable
It’s too cold where I live
High fructose corn syrup
Because those hunks never survived the movie.
Sheer sex appeal
I recently got a one shoulder top that I’m wearing at home, does that count?
Thankfully, other men.
