And then you end up way to hot because the cat is on top of you. Or the asshole just takes up the whole bed like it’s theirs and when you try to push them to the side they get annoyed because you are taking up room in THEIR bed.

So far in my life, not only has every cat I’ve ever had done that, but other pets have.

The list includes a great dane, two corgis, a chicken, and a rat.

Is… is his hair also a cat?

I suppose this has to be a tactical advantage. You watch the cat’s back, while the cat is able to react to possible threats in front of it. Win - Win.