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Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game
Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they’re “so aethetical” and dispised vajayjays coz “they’re disgusting axe-wounds”. When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I’m just “straightphobe” and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn’t really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
That’s hilarious, I wouldn’t know how to react lmao
In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn’t really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he’s gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.
straight men don’t cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man
???
Not with that attitude you wont
Are you saying that to experience a whole new type of sensational overload you would need to let go of your preconceived ideas and just let what’s gonna happen happen? Give in and give it up? It’s a lot to ask, a lot to ask.
Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.
In other news, my friend got me to try carrot in his meat and potato pie, and I was all “keep that orange shit off my plate” but he was persistent and I caved and tried it for the first time in a decade (with a big chunk of meat) and I didn’t hate it at all.
I shouted at him when he fed me “some kind of exotic shredded fruit peel cake, try it, it’s really moist and tasty” and when I liked it admitted it was carrot cake. I shouted a lot, and he just laughed at me and offered me another stupid delicious slice, the git.
So I think the lesson we all learned is that when I think I can’t possibly be persuaded to try something and that I find the very idea unpleasant, I might well be wrong. Quite, quite wrong.
So, Jamie, wherever you are these days, sorry. If I had my time over I’d give it a try. The internet agrees with your point about who gives the best head, and I hope you’re happy somewhere with some lucky guy who is indeed having the Jamie “I wouldn’t just blow your dick, I would fucking blow your mind” treatment. Seems stupid in retrospect not to have said yes.
You did say “call me when you’re drunk and horny enough”. Well, today’s that day, but I don’t have your number and there’s no way I’m involving our parents in a decade-overdue “Does Jamie want to come round to play?”
I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
Once I did it with my right hand, but I’m left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn’t tell my homies.
I’m so confused. I think I’m just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.
if you are a woman then how is that not straight to fuck man
A femboy isn’t a woman
Something something egg…
Gender presentation does not equal gender identity.
TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.
Every greentext is based in some reality
Indeed, indeed.
If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?
op is pretty fucking based ngl
What does based mean?
authentic and in touch with who he is
Slang meaning cool, admirable
good lord. so thankful to be me.
I’ve known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario
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What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
It’s exactly that. 4chan bullshit.
> writes gay fanfic with really weird twists
> wtf, gay shit is fucking weird
Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn’t want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he’s totally fine being someone’s FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
Basically, Anon is a moron.
Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems
FB?
FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon’s case, he’s a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.
FWBs get paid?! Why wasn’t I told this?
Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What’d you think the benefits were?
I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should’ve said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I’m “drunk and horny enough” now, Jamie.
Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.
Ah. Wow.
Fake and Gay
Gay, Anon is gay
Fake, Anon claims to be straight
Naaah… just fake.
It came across as a liiiitle bit gay, no?
Fair enough. From the general vibe I get I don’t think it’s all that likely, but we have no way of knowing for sure
When they say femboy they mean that they are a trans man that doesn’t present itself as manly enough or a trans female that hasn’t transitioned that much yet?
In one of those cases being into dudes would be being straight.
femboy
Gen Z have just rebranded twinks.
Femboy and tomboy are terms that precede the inception of the first genZ though?
Transfeminine but doesn’t want to acknowledge it. It’s a thing, mostly on 4chan
That’s what I assumed and I was making fun of the poster because if that were the case, being into guys would be being straight.
But that’s our assumption, it’s true that it might just be a dude that likes being feminine, no trans involved.
I’ve heard from a few transfem lesbian friends that one of the hardest parts of coming out to themselves as trans was that it would also mean acknowledging they’re not straight, because if you’re someone who feels like you’re failing at being a man, attraction to women can be pretty grounding. “It was the one normal thing about me” - whole lot of internalised misogyny/transphobia/homophobia.
But that’s our assumption, it’s true that it might just be a dude that likes being feminine, no trans involved.
Quite right; labels like straight get pretty wibbly in situations like this. I find it sad because the current prevalence of homophobia and transphobia makes it hard for us to collectively understand what would it mean to be a cis-het femboy who takes HRT — for us to conceptualise of a world where that isn’t a contradiction. Bigotry makes it harder for people to explore their true selves, regardless of their gender or sexuality.
No, a femboy is a feminine boy. They usually crossdress or at least dress androginously. They don’t necessarily want to transition or take HRT (although this one does).
Given that this one does, and that a trans person that wants to transition would refer to themselves as the gender they want to transition, they would be a trans male. However it’s 4chan and fake so I bet they meant a trans female, where being into dudes would be being straight.
You misunderstand. Femboys are people who were born with penises.
It might be in this case, but I would not object for a trans man to call themselves femboy if they look like a feminine boy, since for all that matters to me a trans man is a man.
He can still be an amab femboy and take hrt to become more feminine without transitioning to become a woman. He does not claim to be trans, just a femboy.
Well sure but… Why? That’s a great way to give a huge blow to your body for fun. Anyway, it’s 4chan so whatever. In any case you are right, I assumed more than was stated.
Can’t give a general answer, but we can look to history. Consider the Castrati: removing the testicles before puberty prevented a boy’s voice from changing, giving them a high singing voice in adulthood.
What do you mean by “huge blow to your body”?
People modify (“deal a huge blow to” in your words) their bodies all the time to fit certain preferences. Be it tattoos, piercings (including earrings), cosmetic surgery or even stuff like body building.
It is not that strange that people want to express themselves with their body.
Does it matter why? Bodily autonomy means bodily autonomy for everyone, regardless of whether you “understand” or or not. If he wants to be a more feminized masc, is it hurting you?
No, it’s not, which is why I agreed that you were right in that very same post.
being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
I’ve heard it called being “homelessexual”
Hobosexual
I thought hobosexual was you exclusively date people who carry bundles and hitch free rides on freight trains.
It’s considered sex trafficking in Canada!
Can I at least advertise myself to women between 25-60? Or even mail-order husband is covered under this?
Trafficking? Where they taking them? Home?!
bro im gonna coom
