Minus the tail (or maybe not) this resembles a famous politician.
That’s just a raccoon in a spandex. You can’t fool me!
Thanks, I hate it!
Looks just like a naked old man’s bottom.
I’d imagine an old man bottom to be more hairy and wrinkly though.
Am an old man, can verify that’s the case.
So smooth!
Whatever their skin routine is, it’s doing a decent job. You’d think trash pandas would be collecting blemishes.
Having your skin protected from the sun at all times really helps.
But…why?
They were so worried weather they could, that they didn’t consider whether they should.
I appreciate that you couldn’t decide which version of whether was appropriate so you tried both.
Looks like he’s wearing nothing at all
nothing at all
nothing at all
Stupid sexy raccoons…
I don’t know what the context of that GIF is… and I probably shouldn’t want to… but I do.
Shaking it for a new fur suit.
You can’t just show pictures of me in the bathroom without permission. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Nope, too smooth, way too smooth.
yeah im like I can’t get my chin like this with just some hair clippers.
What a choker!
I know googly eyes are not funny anymore but here they would’ve been
glorp
I know googly eyes are not funny anymore…
What?! That’s not allowed
Man, I gotta read the whole title before clicking on the image.
I wish you had not. Nobody should be cursed with this knowledge.
Why in the fuck would you ever do this?
Poor raccoon.
Looks like it’s in an animal care facility of some kind. My guess is that it had some crud in its fur that they couldn’t wash out easily, or maybe a pest infestation like lice.
Crud in its fur wouldn’t require a freaking straight-edge razor shave with hot towels and hand fluffed shave cream like this. And if it was pests they wouldn’t shave, and if they did, they would have shaved the tail and face as much as possible as well.
I’m sure this was for a valid reason, I just don’t think it was one of those reasons.