I knew a priest who liked to say he only smoked after sex.
Uncomfortable forced laughter.
I knew another priest who loved making “wife bad” boomer jokes at funerals whenever a surviving spouse died. Lots of “Her husband has been enjoying paradise in heaven…and now his wife is there…” and “st. Peter gives a test to enter heaven, you need to spell ‘love’. St. Peter wants a break and gives this task to a man who sees his wife coming to the pearly gates. He tells his wife that she must spell a word before entering heaven. His wife asks what the word is. The man says ‘onamonapia’”
Those definitely got some uncomfortable laughs
Where are you finding all these awful priests? Are you secretly the pope?
I was a funeral director. I got to know all the religious leaders in my town.
Sadly, he passed away after being pancaked by drunk dump truck driver.
I remember the funeral home was closed so they just slid him under the door.
"With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I’ve got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She’s up to three packs a day!” -Rodney Dangerfield
exposing the poor traumatised kids to second hand smoke on top? talk about adding insult to injury
I think the kids are bottom, not top.
Facebook-level comedy.
Time to smoke one.
