I’m sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.
I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!
(/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)
You should’ve just donean MMS enema, would’ve cleared the gay right up
That’s it, I’ll never do marijuana injections again.
Did you freebase the devil’s lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin
The evil electric cabbage
You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you’re missing out on the extra flavour
I know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.
@ByteOnBikes 100% of people die, so 100% of people who toke die.
Holy poeslaw Batman!
That’s a huge hand.
That’s not weed, that’s wee
the pot
called the kettle black
by Tool, from the album 10,000 Days
You must’ve been high.
Yeeah, this just has to be satire…
Poe’s law is a bit too strong on this one for me to believe that.
I took a huge bong hit not knowing their shit was potent AF and got sent to the shadow realm once, does that count?
Smokings bad, you shouldn’t smoke and alcohols bad, you shouldn’t drink alcohol. And as for drugs, drugs are bad, you shouldn’t do drugs.
Mmkay Mr Mackey…
But if you do them all at once they cancel each other out
Are those fingers circumcised?
I used to love that page lol
Pictured the average street dealer
Damnit, Jesus! How many “then I died” stories you gonna come up with?
Ugh, teenagers are just the worst. Thank you marijuanas!