Edgar Allan Poe.
Not the name of his cat, the name of him.
Richard
Phalix
Cockface
I.C. Weiner
Oh, crud!
Heres to another lousy cat name.
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Flutey
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
Schlong
OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!
Copy pasting does that for ya
Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn’t want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁
Assmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock’n’balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called “Fiddlestick!” and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
Fuck Nose.
First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
Dickon Tarly
Richard.
Beat me to it
Beat me to it to it
Beat meat to beat meat to it
Beat me to it to it to it
McRichardface
Schnozz Goblin
Pepe le peen
Rocket Man
Phallic Freddie
Mr. Bojangles
Skibidick
Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
Ha, I have a friend called Rani
Ishmael
Moby
Wingnut
Sir Richard Johnson
He’s not been knighted - yet…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
Isn’t that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
