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To compensate for your AVERAGE FOR THE TIME height
Is that a mirror underneath?
With a line of coke!
I need this because even I want to have something classy looking in my bathroom but also want to live my childhood dreams, while in there.
I will never get off my high horse.
Want.
This is horseshit crazy
Catherine the Great is coming for tea.
When a regular toilet is not prancy enough for ypur dresaging room.
You need something appropriate for the new toilet seat that plays music when you open it.
I, good sir, do not shit like mere humans. I sit upon my gilded high horse who does the shitting for me.
Now you know why some British people csll diarrhea “the trots”
A well deserved golf clap to you sir.
But then you’d need to take your pants off every time you ride it?
i only use pants when i’m in the bank anyway. and that’s just for making it harder for the police to ID me.
No underwear either?
i’d look pretty stupid grocery shopping or mowing my lawn in my underwear. and it would make spontaneous masturbating harder.