I imagine a version of Children of Men, but the societal problems only revolve around guys named Gary. The news cycle always keeps track of Britain’s youngest Gary, and the movie takes us through a depressing story about how everything is collapsing into civil war until one woman is able to give birth to a child named Gary. Of course, there are plenty of children being born all the time, but sadly, none of them are named Gary.
At the end, the woman and her child are on a boat waiting for the Gary Foundation to come and take them to Garyland. She looks down into the twinkling eyes of her newborn and says, “nah, you look like a Tommy.” Roll credits.
Won’t some brave Gary save us in this trying time?
Pictured: An endangered Gary in his natural habitat.
Aren’t they called Barry nowadays? Plenty of those cunts if you watch the news?
Smell ya later
So nobody named Gary will live past 58? That’s sad.
Not if they stay in Britain. Yes, that’s a threat, get outta here Gary!
Is the NHS really that bad these days?
It’s Logan’s Run but for Garys.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a Gary.
Imagine being a travelling name salesman. This takes brand promotion to a whole new level.
Try Vault 108.
What about Garreths?
Or Garences?
Or Geralds?
I know what you’re thinking, but it’s pronounced, Jary : [JERR] + [EE].
I know someone named Jerry who spells it Gery.
Gerry Gergich?
Whatever, Gary…
Probably for the better, if you think about what happens when a Gary gets Busey.
Time to put the last one in a vault and start cloning.
GARY?!?
Gary Gary Gary!
Even everyone’s favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan?
Gary Godspeed will never die!
Edit: This Gary is american, i think. Does it still count?
