Pretty sure witchcraft was pretty much just women brewing beer, which was a thing mainly women did back in the day: https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/bubbling-brews-broomsticks-021539

They happened to wear pointy witch-like hats and employ children to do some of the labor too.

Maybe because Becky keeps adding poison?

See here Becky, nobody calls boiling soup “barbequing”. When I come outside to boil some stew we’ll call it witchcraft, savvy?