“Do you have any bovine lactations?”
“Would you care for some fried chicken embryos?”
“Beldar, we don’t eat fertilized eggs, so those aren’t embryos.”
“Maybe you don’t!”
Only the fraudulent lactations of grain
Grain liquid.
“Do you want a cup of warm milk?”
“I will not drink bovine lactose at any temperature!”
Super stoked to stumble across Strange Planet here!
Sucks the author is a conservative anti abortion nut. I do like the aliens.
Edit: did some more research… he is “Pro Life”, but is not necessarily a conservative. He said he votes for Democrats. He also said his Christian faith informs his private beliefs. So he’s a mixed bag and not necessarily a conservative nut as I had previously read and shared above.
Dammit, really?
Oof, really? He seemed so chill on twitter.
Appreciate you following up to edit for context.
Uncle Iroh is aghast
“Hot leaf liquid, how could my nephew say such a thing?”
