Would you press it?
Win-Win
So like every regular day waking up, but this time with the million dollar chance.
Damn, what is it like to be you?
My name is Bond, James Bond.
If you roll a 1% chance of dying every day, you don’t make it to your first birthday
I’m just incredible lucky
As many times as I can before dying. The family gets the money, I’m gone. Win win.
Oh no! Family thinks it’s drugs money and gives it to the police!
Monkey paw strikes again.
Man you got a shitty family if they’ll give up your hard earned drug money
Meanwhile, people who play Xcom refuse to press the button.
I know it says 100% chance to die.
I’m still pushin it.
I don’t even walk out my front door unless I see full cover nearby
Can I throw a grenade at the button?
Nobody can tell me that the Xcom probabilities aren’ riged. The amount of times I have died because someone messed up hitting something right infront of them is way to high
For the new game, on some difficulties it is rigged. But only ever in the player’s favor.
I’m read like a book
sets up auto clicker
cuz you can only die once anyway, so you will end up with a chance approaching 100% of getting the money
A MILLION DOLLARS! Austin Powers scene.
No. But for 100 million 🤔
Real question is how often are you willing to press the button
Either way my problems will go away so why not.
Nah, I feel like whoever would make that offer would have something much shadier in mind
Fuck money.
Like the porn stars make?
🤔
Only 1% chance of winning? Fuck no.
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Swap those numbers and you got yourself a deal!
What happens if I slap the button with my cock?
You either have a 99% chance of cashing out big but a 1% chance of dying horribly. What body part you press it with doesn’t make a difference.
But they get style points and thats all that matters