Do kids even know about websites? They spend all their time in walled gardens
Parents basically sit their children on tablets to babysit them these days
If the child is too heavy, it may break the tablet. This seems like a bad idea.
Might be your only option in a pinch if you’re stress-testing tables or weight-testing children…
he in fact has one
This is for his museum, and it’s most likely not his
Well, yeah, he’s been dead for 50 years. I guess it depends on why the kid asked for his website, but I imagine that one would be a pretty good starting place.
I knew it!
Louis Armstrong doesn’t need a website. He’s been dead for 50 years, and the recording industry very much doesn’t want you to think too hard about the fact that they’re still somehow allowed to rake in hell of a lot of cash.
I don’t care about websites. Can I follow him on mastodon?
Kids these days will never understand that Louis Armstrong doesn’t have a Mastodon.
how did he toot then?!
That’s a fucking boomer shirt if I ever saw one.
Yeah, it’s a shirt that goes hard of hearing
Kids these days barely know what a website is. If it’s not a social media account they will never find it.
Damn kids these days don’t know nothing about nothing them just use app, social media, eat hot chip and lie
Don’t forget be bisexual and charge they phone. If you’re going to copypasta you’ve got to finish it with the sauce
Is this shirt from the 90s?
1890’s.
How to tell people you’re out of touch with young people
And if your children actually do ask about then respond with more information instead of shrugging them off, children are curious
