I had a friend who once bought up an entire end cap of clearance Furbies from Target.

The only thing more disturbing than his handmade Furby pelt was his army of skinless Furby robots.

It’s fun to dream of luxury, like owning property.

Need a Zillow Jester

Hey, guess what! It’s not just millennials. It’s Gen X, Zoomers, and any Boomer who didn’t already own property. All shall suffer equally!